I have in fact, not fallen off the face of the earth.

Well hello there friends. It has been awhile and I apologize. Allow me to explain: my life is incredibly boring and devoid of humorous anecdotes entirely. Nevertheless, I shall fill you in on the past few weeks:

I've been reading Harry Potter. Starting with the 4th book, read through the 7th... Found that my emotions became alarming linked to Harry's... and discovered a lack of reason to continue living upon completion of book seven. Tragic, I am aware. I occasionally have been attending a series of boring classes for a few hours Monday through Friday and the rest of my time is devoted to hating all things sorority.

I can sense that by now you are starting to deeply envy my jet-setting lifestyle, but don't be deluded, it hasn't been all rainbows and sunshine.

You see, bursting in and disrupting my FABulous life are random thoughts of the ever-encroaching "future." As you may or may not know, I am set to graduate this May... and have 0 plans for my life post May __ (whatever day graduation is). People keep asking me about this like it is a problem. Mrs. McKnight has been ever-helpful with a weekly slew of suggestions. The most recent: seminary. My back up is Katie O'Neil's couch. I'm pretty sure she's got at least another decade or so before she graduates, so I have time to postpone any real decision making regarding my future. I would, however, not mind getting those concerned friends and family members off my back, so if you know any rich attractive men looking for wives, let me know. I don't cook or clean, but that can be our little secret til after the honeymoon. Oh, and the attractive part is somewhat negotiable, but I'm afraid my high-maintenance-ness and taste level simply won't allow me to compromise on the rich part. Let me know!

Later lovers.

Oh, and here's your Katie O'Neil Quote of the Day:

"I wish her well and sincerely hope she finds a guy who loves her enought to give her 50% in the divorce."